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Fire Him!

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After Carlos Beltran looked at a third strike to end last year’s Mets, we didn’t think it could get worse. It did. The best we can say about this year’s Mets is that the shlong they sucked in the sky … Continue reading

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David Wright goes all gay on us.

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We always knew David Wright was white bread personified, but we didn’t know he’d stoop (along with fellow baseball chuckleheads Trevor Hoffman, Vernon Wells, Lou Piniella, and Tim McCarver) to dine with the butcher of Baghdad at the White House. … Continue reading

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Another dumb idea from Alex Rodriguez.

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The only reason we have any use for Alex Rodriguez (pictured with his steroid bag) is that he messes with Jeter’s head, and the more messing with Jeter’s head, the better off the world will be. Now comes word that … Continue reading

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Great News: Jeter Loses MVP!

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After tolerating the carnage in Iraq, the agony in Darfur, the assasination of Lebanese cabinet minister Pierre Gemayel, Recharger is thrilled to report a glimmer of justice: Yankee captain Derek “you made me drop the ball, A-Rod” Jeter has again … Continue reading

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Pacino to Beltran: asshole…

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Though our rage at Carlos Beltran’s pathetic at-bat–that cost the Mets the NLCS and a shot at the World Series–leaves us sputtering with apopletic incomprehension; we will resist the urge to to morph into a sadistic Little League coach screaming, … Continue reading

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Reason #2 To Love Steinbrenner

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NOT CONTENT TO HARASS LOWLY TICKET SCALPERS, (see Anyone Who Starts a Wave Gets Beheaded) Yankee potentate George Steinbrenner is now going after those who play in his stadium’s backyard—literally. Construction workers have transformed Macombs Dam Park, directly behind the … Continue reading

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Anyone Who Starts A Wave Gets Beheaded.

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AS THE YANKEES HUFF AND PUFF THIS WEEK NOT TO BECOME A BRONX-VERSION OF THE PERENNIAL-CHOKE ARTISTS ATLANTA BRAVES, George Steinbrenner is going after loyal fans who resell even two tickets. The no-fan-is-to-insignificant-to-screw Bombers just handed a life ban to … Continue reading

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Jeter = Asshole

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Check out Daily News columnist Mike Lupica’s piece on the big chill between Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez. Lupica recounts an incident when Jeter and Rodriquez were going for the same pop-up, “Jeter finally bumping into A-Rod and the ball … Continue reading

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