Posts tagged "Yankee hater"
After Carlos Beltran looked at a third strike to end last year’s Mets, we didn’t think it could get worse.
It did.
The best we can say about this year’s Mets is that the shlong they sucked in the sky reserved for baseball folding acts–the 1951 Dodgers, the 1964 Phillies, the 1978 Red Sox–is flavored with Yankee subterfuge.
For three years we’ve been saying the obvious: the Mets are led by a Yankee in Mets clothing. Willie Randolph, as those gazillionaires in [...]
Posted in The City on October 1st, 2007 | 
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NY Mets sports Yankee hater
We always knew David Wright was white bread personified, but we didn’t know he’d stoop (along with fellow baseball chuckleheads Trevor Hoffman, Vernon Wells, Lou Piniella, and Tim McCarver) to dine with the butcher of Baghdad at the White House. Organized by creepoid journalist/war apologist/right-wing whack job George Will, the squarest life form in the Universe, these baseball greats ate roasted lamb–signifying, we assume, all those dead Iraqi babies–and signed each other’s menus. Oh the intellectual ideas crossing the air [...]
Posted in The City on February 9th, 2007 | No Comments »
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George Will Yankee hater
The only reason we have any use for Alex Rodriguez (pictured with his steroid bag) is that he messes with Jeter’s head, and the more messing with Jeter’s head, the better off the world will be. Now comes word that Rodriguez, like Madonna and Bette Midler and Jerry Seinfeld and a billion other celebrities, has a new children’s book coming out, called “Out of the Ballpark.”
Oh, the creativity. We picture A-rod burning the midnight oil, hunched over his computer writing [...]
Posted in The City on February 5th, 2007 | No Comments »
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Alex Rodriguez literature sports Yankee hater
After tolerating the carnage in Iraq, the agony in Darfur, the assasination of Lebanese cabinet minister Pierre Gemayel, Recharger is thrilled to report a glimmer of justice: Yankee captain Derek “you made me drop the ball, A-Rod” Jeter has again lost the MVP award. This makes perfect sense. While Jeter’s numbers are respectable, his puerile behavior towards teammate Alex Rodriguez has been constant–blaming A-Rod for every dropped ball–and his attitude towards fans–having hecklers tossed from the stadium–despicable. Meanwhile the Yanks, [...]
Posted in The City on November 23rd, 2006 | No Comments »
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Yankee hater
Though our rage at Carlos Beltran’s pathetic at-bat–that cost the Mets the NLCS and a shot at the World Series–leaves us sputtering with apopletic incomprehension; we will resist the urge to to morph into a sadistic Little League coach screaming, “Get the fucking bat off your fucking shoulder, you fucking fuck! You can’t fucking hit the fucking ball if the fucking bat is on your fucking shoulder!”
Instead, hoping to capture our shock, our disdain, our disgust at Beltran’s Kenny Rogers [...]
Posted in The City on October 20th, 2006 | No Comments »
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sports Yankee hater
NOT CONTENT TO HARASS LOWLY TICKET SCALPERS, (see Anyone Who Starts a Wave Gets Beheaded) Yankee potentate George Steinbrenner is now going after those who play in his stadium’s backyard—literally.
Construction workers have transformed Macombs Dam Park, directly behind the famous stadium, into the dust bowl from hell. Trees have been chopped down, bathrooms are shut, and tennis players must use portable toilets. Worse, heavy machinery has created a noise and dust nightmare for local residents. Evil empire—er, Yankee president Randy [...]
Posted in The City on October 18th, 2006 | No Comments »
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parks Yankee hater
AS THE YANKEES HUFF AND PUFF THIS WEEK NOT TO BECOME A BRONX-VERSION OF THE PERENNIAL-CHOKE ARTISTS ATLANTA BRAVES, George Steinbrenner is going after loyal fans who resell even two tickets. The no-fan-is-to-insignificant-to-screw Bombers just handed a life ban to a season ticket holder who—get this—resold tickets to two games. Steinbrenner—a felon banned from baseball for two years in 1974 for making illegal campaign contributions to Richard Nixon—banished a fan who twice resold tickets at StubHub.com, an online ticket broker. [...]
Posted in The City on October 5th, 2006 | 3 Comments »
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Wayne Bartley Yankee hater
Check out Daily News columnist Mike Lupica’s piece on the big chill between Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez. Lupica recounts an incident when Jeter and Rodriquez were going for the same pop-up, “Jeter finally bumping into A-Rod and the ball falling to the ground…the look Jeter – the one who was given the error on the play – gave A-Rod when it was over.” According to Lupica, Jeter considers the Yankee infield his “turf.”
In high school I played soccer with [...]
Posted in The City on August 21st, 2006 | No Comments »
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Alex Rodriguez Derek Jeter Mike Lupica Yankee hater
