Recharger The Dog » tough times http://www.rechargerthedog.com Sun, 22 Jan 2012 14:36:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Just ask a rabbi! http://www.rechargerthedog.com/2007/01/24/just-ask-a-rabbi/ http://www.rechargerthedog.com/2007/01/24/just-ask-a-rabbi/#comments Wed, 24 Jan 2007 22:47:03 +0000 Recharger http://rechargerthedog.com/?p=341 Ask a rabbi.jpgOne block from Blue, we saw this, a blue billboard asking us to share our picayune problems with a rabbi. Tortured by nearly every aspect of our life, regretting virtually everything we’ve done (except skipping the final game of the … Continue reading →]]> Ask a rabbi.jpgOne block from Blue, we saw this, a blue billboard asking us to share our picayune problems with a rabbi. Tortured by nearly every aspect of our life, regretting virtually everything we’ve done (except skipping the final game of the 1969 series) we couldn’t resist posting the following letter:

Dear Rabbi,

The Argentinean Doggo I live with no longer lets me mount her. Trust me, it’s been years. Meanwhile, I have developed a crush on the neighbor’s dog. Not that anything is going to happen (in case you forgot, I lack hands to do stuff like open doors), but if the doggo finds out, she’ll freak. Am I wrong? Is she wrong? What does Jewish law say about this?

Sincerely, Recharger the dog.

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