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Fire Him!

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After Carlos Beltran looked at a third strike to end last year’s Mets, we didn’t think it could get worse. It did. The best we can say about this year’s Mets is that the shlong they sucked in the sky … Continue reading

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Another dumb idea from Alex Rodriguez.

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The only reason we have any use for Alex Rodriguez (pictured with his steroid bag) is that he messes with Jeter’s head, and the more messing with Jeter’s head, the better off the world will be. Now comes word that … Continue reading

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Flash!

Guns! Guns! Guns! In the decade since 1995, the NYPD has seized 70,000 illegal handguns. During that time, handguns killed 5,400 New Yorkers. No wonder Mayor Bloomberg has filed federal lawsuits again four gun dealers in Virginia that, according to … Continue reading

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Jason and Joumana, we love you!

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We like so many things about the Jason and Joumana Kidd split, we hardly know where to start. First, we love their names. In fact, on Monday, we are filing papers to have our name changed from Rechargerthedog to JasonandJoumana … Continue reading

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Paddleball Champ Rediscoverd

Legendary 82-year-old all-New York City paddleball champ, Elaine Fein, still has her chops.

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Flash!

Not a suicide–murder: Actress and Queens native Adrienne Shelly did not, as originally thought, commit suicide. A 5-foot Ecuadorian worker has reportedly confessed to the murder. According to the worker, Diego Pillco, Shelly became enraged over the noise he was … Continue reading

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Why stadium toilets overflow.

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Yesterday, using our earth science database, we discovered why Giants Stadium is built on extinct volcano vents. Having washed our hands of the eerily-Yankee-esque Mets, we dabbled in football–a sport known among sports cognescenti for its sudden violence and cute … Continue reading

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Pacino to Beltran: asshole…

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Though our rage at Carlos Beltran’s pathetic at-bat–that cost the Mets the NLCS and a shot at the World Series–leaves us sputtering with apopletic incomprehension; we will resist the urge to to morph into a sadistic Little League coach screaming, … Continue reading

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Danny Napoleon’s Ten Best Mets Moments

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METS MOMENT #1: Danny Napoleon’s Triple. April 23, 1964, Giants winning 7-5 going into the ninth. Till then, every game against the Giants ends with a fly ball into Jesus Alou’s glove. Bases loaded. I smash a line-drive at Alou. … Continue reading

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Shmuck

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Please tell us Mets fans are not puffing themselves into a Yankee-style state of permanent pride/indignation. Last night, as a guest on WFAN’s Steve Somers show, uber-fan Jerry Seinfeld declared this year’s Mets, the greatest ever. Wait just a second, … Continue reading

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