Aside from Duff and her boyfriend, Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden, no one believes that Moyasevsky is a serious threat. He has, for example, also claimed that he is going to build a wall around Staten Island and create an empire where everyone will obey him (a claim, oddly enough, made by Recharger’s ex-wife about Brooklyn).

The 19-year-old Duff, best known for her role as Disney Channel fave Lizzy McGuire, filed for a restraining order against Max and his roommate, 50-year-old photographer David Joseph Klein (Thrilled by this scenario, we imagine their conversation: “Yo, roomie, ya wanna fly to California and stalk Hilary Duff?” “Hilary who?”). Now she wants to extend this order to include Madden, his twin brother Benji, and her sister Haylie, claiming that the two Staten Islanders have been following them.

Moyasevsky’s astonished former classmates at Staten Island’s Totenville High School claim he is “not all there,” but they never took his wild claims seriously. Because we live in an age when people who do nothing more than sending friendly letters to ex lovers are accused of stalking, neither does Recharger.

Here’s our fervent wish for Moyasevsky’s court appearance scheduled for November 15: he agrees to stay away from Duff and her friends if she promises to stop telling journalists stuff like “Virginity is definitely something I like about myself. It doesn’t mean I haven’t thought about sex, because everyone I know has had it and you want to fit in,” and if she also promises not to later claim that sex is “definitely not something that I would talk about” to a journalist.

– Nina Markasyan

IT WAS WITH TREMBLING FINGERS that Recharger dug this week’s issue of Time Out New York from a garbage can on Third Avenue, spine-thrilled with antipation for the Sandra Oh interview on page 72.Yet, the drums in his blood were quickly quieted by the Canadien Goddess’s bland comments on her  smash TV show, Grey’s Anatomy. Though Oh expresses anger at not being allowed to have an abortion on TV (”You can’t even say the fucking word”), she quickly backtracks with “that doesn’t deny the exceptional power of the medium and what you can do in small steps that have a tremendous impact.”

Except that abortion has been big in movies and TV since Warren Harding was bonking his mistress.

Recharger would still cross frozen wastelands for one sniff of Sandra’s big toenail, and he generously assumes she was tired, or tummy-sick (weirdly, even though it was a phone interview, Time Out reported she was eating cheese toast), but he hopes, with his last doggy breath, that before the next interview, she loses the faux-outrage and gets really pissed–like when she flattened Thomas Haden Church’s nose with a motorcycle helmet. That was cool.