WE ALWAYS KNEW THAT JERRY SEINFELD, APART FROM HIS TV SHOW, IS A PHONY, UNFUNNY MORON (see Recharger’s previous Seinfeld entry). What we didn’t know was that the over-the-hill standup is also that lowest of human life forms: a car collector.
In fact, the washed-up TV star is reportedly squandering his millions on one of the largest Porsche collections in the world. So large that during a period in the 90s, he rented out a hangar at the Santa Monica [...]
Posted in The City on December 1st, 2007 | 
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Returned to Dewey’s Flatiron tonight to watch two NFL dickheads, Payton Manning and Tom Brady act all serious and shit about being tall, blond Fascists, but the crush of A-List celebrities turned the evening into a drag. First, Beyonce Knowles, fresh from somehow turning Diana Ross in the boringest caricature since DiCaprio did Howard Hughes, kept spearing our buffalo wings with two-inch laquered nails. When we protested, Britney Spears, standing to our left, stole another. By the time Hillary Rodham [...]
Posted in The City on January 22nd, 2007 | No Comments »
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Please tell us Mets fans are not puffing themselves into a Yankee-style state of permanent pride/indignation. Last night, as a guest on WFAN’s Steve Somers show, uber-fan Jerry Seinfeld declared this year’s Mets, the greatest ever. Wait just a second, goes Somers, the ‘86 Mets was a great team. “But they didn’t have that wholesomeness,” says Seinfeld, who then went on to echo the party line about Delgado, Beltran, how David Wright is not just a good person, but a [...]
Posted in The City on September 15th, 2006 | 1 Comment »
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