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Shmuck Part 2

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WE ALWAYS KNEW THAT JERRY SEINFELD, APART FROM HIS TV SHOW, IS A PHONY, UNFUNNY MORON (see Recharger’s previous Seinfeld entry). What we didn’t know was that the over-the-hill standup is also that lowest of human life forms: a car … Continue reading

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Bold Face Names

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Returned to Dewey’s Flatiron tonight to watch two NFL dickheads, Payton Manning and Tom Brady act all serious and shit about being tall, blond Fascists, but the crush of A-List celebrities turned the evening into a drag. First, Beyonce Knowles, … Continue reading

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Shmuck

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Please tell us Mets fans are not puffing themselves into a Yankee-style state of permanent pride/indignation. Last night, as a guest on WFAN’s Steve Somers show, uber-fan Jerry Seinfeld declared this year’s Mets, the greatest ever. Wait just a second, … Continue reading

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