Tag Archives: Bizarre Brooklyn

This is your roller coaster on drugs

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JUST DAYS BEFORE THE LEASES EXPIRED, Thor Equities, the realtors who gobbled up Coney Island’s thuggy-but-fun Astroland, ran into a roadblock named Bloomberg. The Mayor unveiled a plan that will transform Coney Island into a year-round entertainment destination (read South … Continue reading

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When bad things happen to good dummies

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We think having dummies for friends is, on a scale of 1 to 10, a solid 11 on the creep meter. Last Friday, traffic cops stopped Timothy Tietjen, 32, of Middle Island for driving the L.I.E. with his unhealthily-tanned CPR … Continue reading

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A Turd Grows in Brooklyn

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Let us turn for a nano-second from the site of Britney’s panty-less in-betweenness to a more important site — the Atlantic Yards project, a $4 billion office and residential development that would build an arena for the Nets and 16 … Continue reading

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Flash!

MSG digs dirt on Ranger cheerleader: we don’t know who’s right, but something smells fishy about MSG execs who’ve dug up a ton of dirt on Courtney Prince, ex-captain of the Ranger cheerleaders (for those of you who haven’t been … Continue reading

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Mosquitoes invade Brooklyn. In January

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The above photo was taken today, January 13, 2007, in Brooklyn, NY. We are not making this up. While this is not absolute proof that global warming is at hand, we choose to be afraid. According to the Intergovernmental Panel … Continue reading

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Nightmare On Tenth Avenue

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Recharger, at Maimonides Hospital in Brooklyn last week to visit his uncle recovering from a heart attack, noticed that “the pre-eminent treatment facility and academic medical center in the Borough of Brooklyn” gives garbage a good name. “I don’t want … Continue reading

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Something Nice About Brooklyn

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BECAUSE WINTER IS NIGH, REMINDING HIM THAT EVEN MEMORIES OF SOFT KISSES AT A CORNER TABLE IN A SOHO BAR CAN, IF NOT PROPERLY TENDED, WILT, Recharger wants to stare at a photo of Green Acres, a community garden at … Continue reading

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Save Karl Marx

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Karl Marx, the guineafowl recently found in a dazed wander on a Williamsburg sidewalk, desperately needs a home that doesn’t want to eat him. Guineahens are of the same order as pheasants and turkeys. In the wild, these African natives … Continue reading

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Yawn…

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Recharger has attended a number of West Indian Day Parades–in the rain, the merciless sun, the temperate wisps of autumn–made his way a full mile down Eastern Parkway, past hundreds of routi and craft-jewelry stands, and in all those years, … Continue reading

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Another Reason Why I Must Live in Clinton Hill

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Broken Angel on the corner of Quincy and Downing in Clinton Hill, a few blocks from Pratt is not–as Gothamist laughingly referred to it, a “Brooklyn tenement version of the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona (I seriously doubt the writer remembers … Continue reading

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