Three New Ways to Die

WAY #1: DOUGHNUT PLANT.

We love artificial flavoring, but we make exception for the doughnuts at Doughnut Plant. All doughnuts are made with—yechh—natural ingredients, filled daily with fresh fruit jelly. Even glazes are made from fresh fruits and nuts. We are seriously thinking of getting healthy.

WAY #2: PEANUT BUTTER & CO.

Even if you don’t like Peanut Butter–and we thought we didn’t — Peanut Butter & Co. might change you, if for no other reason than the Fluffernutter sandwich (peanut butter and melted marshmallow). Sounds gross, tastes shockingly good. Is there a synonym in the peanut butter universe for mouthwatering? Yest…mouth-manslaughtering

WAY #3:  CRUMBS

If Tiger Woods liked cupcakes—he’d be Crumbs. Everyday, a new cupcake! Fifty different cupcakes so far! Some 4 inches high! Each with its own unique flavor!

WE FOUND THE SECRET TEXT MESSAGES:

Tiger: Hey Cupcake I can’t come out this week. Something came up family wise

Cupcake: That’s okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you

Tiger: We will make it happen

– Joanne Chen