We are so disappointed in Jason Kidd. According to divorce papers his wife Joumana filed, he cheated on her with six women. Six? Jeesh, we thought it’d be in the thousands.
Anyway, court papers, filed by super lawyer Raoul Felder on behalf of Joumana, have so many nuggets, we hope this fight drags on for like ever.
- Kidd once beat Joumana with a purse.
- Kidd once hurled a large cookie like a “Frisbee” at her, cutting her lip, then tried to blame the kids.
- Kidd attacked her with “feet and fists, a rock, baseball bat and candlestick -- even when she was pregnant.”
What we like best is Joumana’s poetic description of Kidd as a man with an “excessive need for attention and chaos.”
Wait a second; that sounds like us!