You can’t be both. To find out which 12-step group to attend, visit Jacques Torres chocolate factory on Water Street, in Brooklyn’s DUMBO. Jacques Torres, once the top pastry chef in New York — he starred at Le Cirque — opened his chocolate shop in 2000, one of the first retailers in the neighborhood. For $1.50 per piece, you can eat the best tasting or you can eat the best tasting chocolate in the world.
Not ready to make the trip to DUMBO? Consider this: every study has shown that if you want to enslave a potential lover, make him yours for ever and ever; mesmerize, hypnotize, subjugate him till rivers run dry and mountains slip to the sea, do NOT give him flowers or jewelry; give him chocolate.