Sheesh. Till now, Recharger pictured Columbia University students pulling all-nighters for Professor Jackson, napping in the library, and argueing existentialism in the malt shop. Turns out the school where tuition costs $33,000 is a breeding ground for sexual deviancer that would turn a white man grey. According to the Daily News, Columbia students spend every spare minute going to strip parties, broadcasting porn on campus, and playing an increasingly popular game called “Guess the Number of Condoms in the Jelly-Bean Jar.”
A Daily News reporter who witnessed an event in a campus classroom, wrote that “As a female student volunteer stood facing the blackboard, and two dozen Columbians watched, a lecturer who identified himself only as Dov flogged her repeatedly with leather whips, rubber hoses -- and a cat-o’-nine-tails. ‘I’m Dov, and these are my toys,’ he said, and for the next 14 minutes he demonstrated lashing techniques. The activity was consensual, but the squeals of delight mingled with the occasional yelps of pain.”
And we thought cat tails were for chasing.
-- Aleksandr Shusterman