Monthly Archives: November 2006

There is a god

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For years, we had a recurring dream that we woke up in a supermarket that sold only rice and curry. We’d cook a pot and add the marsala, but just as we put fork to mouth we woke up. Until … Continue reading

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Flash!

Atlantic Yards project plans two huge, mall-style “temporary” parking lots. Read about it in streetsblog. Murders spike in NYC by 40%. Read about it on New York 1. Rate Those Bastards! Want to find a broker who’ll make you rich? … Continue reading

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Beavis and Butt-head Do Wall Street

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RECHARGER WANTS TO KNOW — ARE WE ALL SUCKERS? Can we not tell the difference between an Academy Award and a Nobel Prize in economics? Reading an account of the book When Genius Failed on Underthecounter.com, gets us thinking: could … Continue reading

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A Dog Needs Karaoke Like A Woman Needs a Man

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On a recent night, Recharger made his way to Winnie’s, Chinatown’s leading Karaoke club, downed two Jack Daniels for courage, and, when his song — the Righteous Brothers “You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling” — flashed on the screen, took the … Continue reading

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Donuts vs. Terrorists

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When Recharger was a doggy cop, he never pulled his gun, except when they charged him for the donuts. This is why he deeply doubts the police on the Manhattan Bridge will stop a terrorist attach. A terrorist in a … Continue reading

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Great News: Jeter Loses MVP!

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After tolerating the carnage in Iraq, the agony in Darfur, the assasination of Lebanese cabinet minister Pierre Gemayel, Recharger is thrilled to report a glimmer of justice: Yankee captain Derek “you made me drop the ball, A-Rod” Jeter has again … Continue reading

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Why Are We in Iraq?

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INSTEAD OF ACCIDENTALLY BOMBING WEDDINGS IN AFGHANISTAN, why can’t the U.S. military accidentally drop a big one on the way-too-long-running Jekyll & Hyde Club? While worthier eateries have fallen victim to high rents and stiff competition, this bastion of tourism … Continue reading

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Food from Dumpsters Healthier, Tastier than McDonalds.

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Ever since reading Travels with Lisbeth, the memoir by Lars Eighner, an obese college professor who spent three homeless years eating from Dumpsters, Recharger has understood that the poor are fatter. They also have more diabetes, according to a new … Continue reading

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Flash!

Not a suicide–murder: Actress and Queens native Adrienne Shelly did not, as originally thought, commit suicide. A 5-foot Ecuadorian worker has reportedly confessed to the murder. According to the worker, Diego Pillco, Shelly became enraged over the noise he was … Continue reading

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And donate my Christmas presents to Mike Bloomberg

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Recharger has nothing but admiration for ex-banker Christine Jennings who is running for Congress from Florida’s 13th District. Though Jennings didn’t graduate from college, she rose from bank teller to bank president. Better yet, she’s a democrat running for arch … Continue reading

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