Monthly Archives: October 2006

A Working Class Hero Is Something To Be

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Vito Fossella, Staten Island’s pretty-boy right-wing congressman (Fossella’s full voting record), arch-enemy of public school education, and the third most conservative congressman in New York State (according to the American Conservative Union), has a campaign finance track record that would … Continue reading

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Tanned Torsos and Spam (sigh).

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Recharger has always asked himself the following: how can anyone with a pile of cash take a whole aircraft carrier–a floating city packed with an intriguing number of gay sailors and a terrifying array of futuristic weaponry designed to wipe … Continue reading

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New York Verbatim

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Save Karl Marx

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Karl Marx, the guineafowl recently found in a dazed wander on a Williamsburg sidewalk, desperately needs a home that doesn’t want to eat him. Guineahens are of the same order as pheasants and turkeys. In the wild, these African natives … Continue reading

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Anyone Who Starts A Wave Gets Beheaded.

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AS THE YANKEES HUFF AND PUFF THIS WEEK NOT TO BECOME A BRONX-VERSION OF THE PERENNIAL-CHOKE ARTISTS ATLANTA BRAVES, George Steinbrenner is going after loyal fans who resell even two tickets. The no-fan-is-to-insignificant-to-screw Bombers just handed a life ban to … Continue reading

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Sundays in the Car With George

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Used to be some Sunday parking in the city. Now Sunday spots are scarcer than a cheap 1-bedroom. In November, 2005, the City Council, the wisest of our elected bodies, passed Local Law 669, stating that no longer would meters … Continue reading

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Danny Napoleon’s Ten Best Mets Moments

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METS MOMENT #1: Danny Napoleon’s Triple. April 23, 1964, Giants winning 7-5 going into the ninth. Till then, every game against the Giants ends with a fly ball into Jesus Alou’s glove. Bases loaded. I smash a line-drive at Alou. … Continue reading

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New York Verbatim

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Capitalist Miracle! Poor People Can Buy $27,000 Handbags!

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For a mere $27,700, the 20% of New Yorkers who, says the Current Population Survey (CPS) live below the poverty line, can buy a black crocodile Fendi “B bag”—the world’s most expensive handbag. Sure, the official poverty rate for a … Continue reading

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