The most important contributions to civilization have been Greek Drama, the Renaissance, and the Salad Bar.
The Salad Bar, however, has the edge. Like Greek Drama and The Renaissance, salad bars have kings banging their moms and gay artists painting muscle boys, but they also have food. Lots of food, pretending to be from all over the world--Italy, Asia, Wisconsin. To paraphrase Rodney King--a spectacular model of diversity. And they also have leak-proof plastic containers and shiny scales and happy soup pots--one of Korea’s two greatest gifts to America (the other being afro-wigs).
Now Recharger announces the First Annual Recharger The Dog Salad Bar Contest. Find the funnest salad bar in the five boroughs, and win! win! win!
Contest rules:
1. Salad bar must be vast, infinite, endless fun.
2. Contest closed to Recharger employees, members of their families, and Wisconsin residents.
3. All entries must be post-marked by Thanksgiving Day, 2006. Send all entries to Rechargerthedog@yahoo.com.