Monthly Archives: July 2006

Benny Hill is alive, and he just won the Tour de France!

Benny, we still love you!
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Immigrants Live Longer

Fat Americans Against Skinny Immigrants!

It’s a true fact, according to the city’s health department. Compared to New Yorkers born here, immigrants smoke less, drink less, are thinner, and are less likely to contract HIV. And, they are less likely to have a regular doctor, … Continue reading

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Are All Americans Who Win the Tour de France Dying?

Greg LeMond

Greg LeMond, after his brother-in-law shot him while they were hunting turkeys, after undergoing surgery for appendicities and tendonitis, went on to win two Tours–in 1989 and 1990. And Lance Armstrong, after being diagnosed with stage three testicular cncer that … Continue reading

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Gotta Be Because She’s White

Jennifer Panicali

I feel bad that a building fell on Jennifer Panicali’s head, but no way would she be the star of this story if she weren’t a) very young and pretty and b) white. Here’s the NY Post on her attire: … Continue reading

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